What’s the matter? Is there no hidden talent out there for us to tap in to for the whole world to see?  I had such high hopes!

This is, after all, THE BIIIIG TALENT SHOW!  Do you remember the invitation I put out a week ago today, to find someone — anyone — to do a kind of “Stupid Human Tricks” kind of act?  If you forgot, I’ll refresh your memory if you click on the link below.

The BIG DEBUT of “The View’s” BIG TALENT SHOW!!!

Well, I put out the invitation and no one responded.  And, you know what?  My feelings are really hurt!  (Well, not really!)  I’m so hurt, I’m going to pull the — for me — online equivalent of holding my breath until my face turns blue.  Why?  Because you all are passing up the perfect opportunity to become the latest “viral” sensation and get over 17.5 million views and become rich beyond your wildest dreams, maybe even getting your own Nickelodeon show.  I’m giving you that kind of opportunity.

How do I hold my breath until my face turns blue online?  I play “Fred” videos in this blog every Friday until someone actually sends me something to use.  Here goes, I’m holding my breath now …

Okay, I need to breathe now!  Come on, just do it!

Do you have a “hidden talent” that you’d like to share with the world?  Feel free to do so!  All I ask is that you keep it at a “PG rating,” because, after all, this is SUPPOSED to be a family friendly show!

How do you do it?  Use a webcam, silly!  And come up with something uniquely funny and original to post on YouTube so I can share it here!  Put on your thinking caps, boys and girls, and feel free to send me those YouTube links to (Do I dare give out my personal email address?  Yeah, why not, I know how to use the Delete button there too.  And we’re all friends here, right?  Right?) jgmiller_2000@yahoo.com.  Be sure to give me your first name and where you’re from so I can let people know.  I won’t be putting them up every day, maybe just make it a Friday-only show.  A great way to end each week (if you give me that many each week).

Be sure to give me a subject line on your email of “The View’s Big Talent Show Submission.”  And I am serious!

Good luck!  I look forward to seeing what you’ve got!  And, like the Foo Fighters once sang (a time or two), “KEEP IT CLEAN!”


3 thoughts on ““The View’s” BIG TALENT SHOW!!! Where are y’all???

  1. Hola! I’ve been following your weblog for a long time now and finally got the courage to go ahead and give you a shout out from Dallas Tx! Just wanted to mention keep up the fantastic work!

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