Okay, here’s another Friday upon us without one single “stupid human trick” kind of talent video being sent to me. Y’all know what this means, don’t you? If you don’t send me talent videos, I have to go searching for something myself. And I can and will go searching for some of the stupidest stuff I can find to end the week until I get actual submissions from you.
Why do you want to subject me to something like that? Why do you want to go and punish me like that? Why, I had such high hopes for this. Why am I whining like a spoiled brat? Why am I opening every sentence with the word “why?”
Do you have a “hidden talent” that you’d like to share with the world? Feel free to do so! All I ask is that you keep it at a “PG rating,” because, after all, this is SUPPOSED to be a family friendly show!
How do you do it? Use a webcam, silly! And come up with something uniquely funny and original to post on YouTube so I can share it here! Put on your thinking caps, boys and girls, and feel free to send me those YouTube links to (Do I dare give out my personal email address? Yeah, why not, I know how to use the Delete button there too. And we’re all friends here, right? Right?) firstname.lastname@example.org. Be sure to give me your first name and where you’re from so I can let people know. I won’t be putting them up every day, maybe just make it a Friday-only show. A great way to end each week (if you give me that many each week).
Be sure to give me a subject line on your email of “The View’s Big Talent Show Submission.” And I am serious!
Good luck! I look forward to seeing what you’ve got! And, like the Foo Fighters once sang (a time or two), “KEEP IT CLEAN!”